Stuffed to the rafters!

This is about half my stuff... Also, my trunk is full. If I open it things pop out. Do I have way too much stuff? Absolutely I do. Am I prepared for just about anything, including a book shortage? Definitely.

"If I'm dead, you've all been dead for weeks"- if it is possible to die from lack of reading, wearing clothes, or having tons of pillows and blankets I can say this with as much conviction and honesty as Dwight K. Schrute.

A LOT of STUFF.

Kudos if you get that reference. I have so much stuff. All this stuff in my room is probably a fifth of it all. At times like this I wish I was a simple monk. With a flying bison.

And yes, that is Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (extended version) playing on my T.V.

These are a few of my favorite things.

My favorite book is the Book of Mormon, because if I had to choose one book to read forever that would be it. I love it. But, I also have many many other favorite books. The books that tie for second are the Harry Potter series and The Wheel of Time series. I love them both and could never choose one.

My favorite color is purple.

My favorite things to do by myself is to read and to bake.

My favorite things to do with other people are to watch movies/ funny T.V. shows, to talk, and to cook (but I have to be the boss when we cook for it to be my favorite).

My favorite things to go do are to go see a movie and to go to a really nice bookstore and find a treasure. These are my realistic answers anyways- of course I want to go to Disneyland/ Harry Potter World/ San Diego/ Europe/ Middle Earth/ Diagon Alley and that would be my favorite. But usually that doesn't happen and I am content to go buy a book for fun most Saturday nights.

My favorite cartoon is Avatar: The Last Airbender. I would bend fire.

My favorite animal is an owl. My second and third favorites follow, respectively.

My favorite Princesses are Belle and Rapunzel. They tie, just like Beauty and the Beast and Tangled tie for my favorite Disney movies.

My favorite T.V. show is hands down The Office- it is completely my sense of humor.

My favorite character from The Office is Jim Halpert. Hands down. Love him. The Jim-Dwight relationship is my favorite part about The Office. I also love the Jim-Dwight-Michael love/hate triangle.

My favorite Harry Potter character is and always has been Hermione. I have always identified with her and liked her a lot. For good or bad, we do have a lot in common. My second favorite character is Dobby. I think we should all be a little more like him.

My favorite movie is The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Yes, the trilogy counts as one movie. No, I will not pick one.

My favorite Lord of the Rings character is Samwise. He is just so good and so loyal. My second favorite character from that series is Aragorn. I think he and Sam share many great qualities.

My favorite song EVER is Starlight by Muse. I love it. I can listen to it when I'm sad and when I'm happy and it always makes me feel better. I don't think I can get sick of it- once I listened to and sang along to it over and over from Ogden to Logan and was perfectly happy the entire time. If it comes on in my car the volume always goes up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgum6OT_VH8.

The Person You Most Medium Suspect

In the words of Dwight: "When solving a crime remember this: It is never the person you most suspect. It is also never the person you least suspect, because anyone with half a brain would expect them. Therefore, it is always the person you most medium suspect."

This is The Office Clue. I really really really want it, but I already have clue so I can't justify buying it for myself. Maybe someday... I think it is hilarious because of all the inside jokes incorporated. I want it.

These are the weapons. Some of my favorites are a George Foreman Grill, a Dundie, numchucks, a rabid bat, and (my favorite) Mr. A Knife.

Hahahaha Level Mustard.

20 Happy Things

I have a lot of things going for me, and sometimes I forget. So here is a list of things that I have going for me right now.

1. I live with my grandma, and she is amazing (feature to come). I also get to see a lot of my extended family up here in Logan.
2. I am going to start a cooking club with my Aunt Lindsey and Uncle Ben (he will stir) and I am really excited about it. She also helped me start a garden.
3. Only one thing has died in my garden so far.
4. I get to plant flowers next week.
5. Yesterday Bill gave me something similar to a sex talk and informed me of the nature of men. It was a high point in my life.
6. My "Muggle" shirt is on it's way.
7. Next week I don't work every night so I am going to party with Alexis.
8. I have the best rommmates ever. They are some of my best friends and I am so excited for fall.
9. It is warm. Finally.
10. I have red hair. It is really pretty, and I really like it.
11. My blog is one of the cutest things I have ever seen. I just love the design of it.
12. I have some epic adventures planned for the summer, and my cousin Caecee is getting married!
13. I am going to Harry Potter World on my honeymoon. I am really excited about it. Lindsey brought up an excellent point: even if my husband isn't as cool as I am and doesn't love Harry Potter he will still love me. And Lindsey said, if there was a Lord of the Rings Land I would go with Ben even though I don't love it. So yes, we are set. (And yes she doesn't like Lord of the Rings. We love her anyways.)
14. I just skyped (skyscraped) my baby sister Malori. She is hilarious.
15. I have an appointment to get my nails done!
16. Strawberry Days is just around the corner. My Smith blood is rejoicing.
17. I am starting to love work. I really just enjoy it most days. Yesterday my boss (the store manager) called me a machine. I was happy about that.
18. I get to listen to my grandma and uncle talk about the gospel and politics. It always makes my day.
19. I have cute cousins that I get to spend a lot of time with and babysit. There are many pictures to come.
20. Alexis: Sometimes, I think Jim Halpert should be real. And not old. Then I could marry him.
    Me: Umm no. If Jim is real I get to marry him.
    Alexis: Fine, there should be two of them then. Twins maybe. Mine can be Tim.
    Hahahahaha yes.

If I was a rich girl...

If I was rich I would buy all these clothes. I want some of them really really bad and unless someone convinces me I don't need them it is incredibly likely I will buy most of them, if not all of them (eventually). Here are the ones I will probably get myself at some point. If I'm lucky. 

Ravenclaw scarf. I have been eying this for quite some time now.

Because really, can it get more awesome than this?

I really think I'll buy this very soon. I have finally come to terms with  my true self.  My letter will never come...

Because I do; he is one of my favorite fictional crushes.

My house. I really want this one.

Classic. Perfect. Beautiful. 

Confessions: Part 3

-As promised, here are the stalker pictures. The following is part of an inside joke, and is very creepy:

This is courtesy of my roommate Elise. A woman on the bus who looks like Angela Martin:

This is a man in my Political Science class who looks just like Toby Flenderson. Naturally, when there was an empty seat next to him for a review, I swooped. I know it is upside down, but I still think the fact that he didn't notice he got his picture taken by the creepy redhead sitting next to him is impressive.

-I love sleeping. Love it, and I sleep so much. Naps have got to be the best thing ever.

-Having a henna tattoo is on my bucket list. And I got to cross it off. It's fading now, but I still love it. Fire Nation henna:

-I really want to attend the University of Utah at some point. Maybe for my Master's Degree; I think Salt Lake would be a fun place to live as a newly married couple.

-I have a list of books I want to read/ buy in my wallet at all times. I add a book every few days usually, sometimes more.

-I get overly excited about fantasy books. When I find someone who loves them (especially Wheel of Time) I can talk for hours.

-Sometimes I send texts to the "wrong people," patheticville. No offence Pam.

-I anxiously awaited my letter from Hogwarts when I turned eleven. I was pretty disappointed when it never came.

-If my letter ever had come I would have been sorted into Ravenclaw. The best house. I want a house scarf very much. Also I love this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcJ8-qMd400&feature=youtu.be

-I buy so many books. It's a little ridiculous.

-I hate getting hit on. I don't know if they all conspire or they just all think it's funny, but customers at work hit on me so much that it's getting a little crazy. Thank goodness they've all been men.

"Yea well, maybe next time you will... estimate me."