Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy

I had to get blood drawn yesterday. I am a wimp. There are only two things that saved me from being completely irrational and hysterical. First, I got a purple bandage. Second, the man who drew my blood talked to me about Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings and was reading Wheel of Time.

Up until this point I was seriously considering giving plasma. Nothing wrong with an extra thirty dollars a week, right? Wrong. About five seconds before the needle plunged into my skin I realized no amount of money was worth this trauma on a weekly basis.

I'll stick to minimum wage.

Confessions: Part 3

-As promised, here are the stalker pictures. The following is part of an inside joke, and is very creepy:

This is courtesy of my roommate Elise. A woman on the bus who looks like Angela Martin:

This is a man in my Political Science class who looks just like Toby Flenderson. Naturally, when there was an empty seat next to him for a review, I swooped. I know it is upside down, but I still think the fact that he didn't notice he got his picture taken by the creepy redhead sitting next to him is impressive.

-I love sleeping. Love it, and I sleep so much. Naps have got to be the best thing ever.

-Having a henna tattoo is on my bucket list. And I got to cross it off. It's fading now, but I still love it. Fire Nation henna:

-I really want to attend the University of Utah at some point. Maybe for my Master's Degree; I think Salt Lake would be a fun place to live as a newly married couple.

-I have a list of books I want to read/ buy in my wallet at all times. I add a book every few days usually, sometimes more.

-I get overly excited about fantasy books. When I find someone who loves them (especially Wheel of Time) I can talk for hours.

-Sometimes I send texts to the "wrong people," patheticville. No offence Pam.

-I anxiously awaited my letter from Hogwarts when I turned eleven. I was pretty disappointed when it never came.

-If my letter ever had come I would have been sorted into Ravenclaw. The best house. I want a house scarf very much. Also I love this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcJ8-qMd400&feature=youtu.be

-I buy so many books. It's a little ridiculous.

-I hate getting hit on. I don't know if they all conspire or they just all think it's funny, but customers at work hit on me so much that it's getting a little crazy. Thank goodness they've all been men.

Confessions: Part 2

So I've decided that "Confessions" is probably a bad title for these series of posts. I should have named them "look at how super weird/silly/self-centered I am" and "look at how super weird/silly/self-centered I am: Part 2", or maybe "random facts that probably aren't very unique but true nonetheless" and "random facts that probably aren't very unique but true nonetheless: Part 2". However, this fact didn't hit me until today and so I am sticking with the unoriginal and probably only partially true title "Confessions" for consistency and continuity, hence the title of this post "Confessions: Part 2". So here I go again, mostly because my memory constantly fails me and there is always more I forget to say.

-I really like feet, and I think my feet are really cute. Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

-I also think pictures of feet are really cliche and sometimes mock them. However, I've obviously taken some and I think they can be cute. This is just one more way I can be very hypocritical.

-I break phones very often. I have dropped two in the toilet (don't ask), and the other two or three just wore out or decided they didn't like me anymore or maybe I dropped them one too many times... Whatever the reason, I just really suck at caring for my technology.

-I love working with married men. I know that sounds creepy and awful, but my reasoning isn't. I like working with married men because it is like working with girls, but they are guys so they aren't ridiculous like girls can be. They are way cool and chill, but you don't have to worry about talking to them too much or saying the wrong thing and giving them the wrong idea. You never ever have to worry about them asking you on a date (unless you work with awful married men) or anything weird like that happening. You can just be yourself, joke around, have fun, then send them all home to their wives. It just makes life so much simpler.

-I use guy razors because they are better. Yep, I am a sexist pig.

-I am a crybaby. I cry all the time over lots of things. It is very pathetic, but it's just how I have always been. I am also a sympathetic crier, so if someone else cries I cry. This can make church and girl's camp very difficult.

-I love Katy Perry. So much. I really like her music and I think she is the most gorgeous woman on the planet. Also, I love her E.T. music video. It is so weird. But really good. Here it is, please ignore Kanye West because he is gross, also the naked boy bum at the very end. That isn't why I like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM

-Bishop Allen's song News From Your Bed may be my favorite song, and I feel like it's my song sometimes. I don't always think that in a bad or negative way (it is kind of a sad song), although a lot of the time when I feel like it's my theme song I am feeling sorry for myself. But it is really good and I really love it. Here it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw4AmQSFKLU&feature=related

-I want laser hair removal. That would be the nicest thing ever.

-I am kind of spoiled and high maintenance, and I like it when people spoil me. I love getting presents.

-I also love giving presents, and I always have things picked out and bought months in advance. For example, my sister's birthday is July 2 and I purchased her present last week.

Confessions:

My first order of business: coming clean. Here comes the long list of confessions.

-I have held to the opinion for a very long time that blogs should only be for married people with children and that all other blogs are really dumb.

-I am a filthy hypocrite (see above).

-These are two of my favorite pictures from one of my favorite days:

-The only Jane Austen novel I have ever read in it's entirety is Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Which only partially counts.

-I have purchased things for my children. They are unborn, unconceived, and half of their genetic makeup has yet to be determined, but they have some very cute Disney books.

-I hate dogs. So much. That probably makes me an awful heartless person, but it's true. It's because they smell weird. Cats are okay, but only if they smell like the house.

-I am obsessive about how my hands smell. If they smell weird I can't function and I feel dirty (which is probably why I hate weird-smelling animals).

-I am so weird about smells (which you probably gathered from above). Smell can make or break something for me and is something I pay too much attention to. For example, I can be attracted to someone based completely on how they smell.

-I eat when I'm hungry and I eat just as much as I want to.

-I laugh at my own jokes, all the time.

-I am a complete nerd. I create characters for myself in all my favorite fantasy books, quote Lord of the Rings with all my best friends, and my favorite thing ever is when I randomly quote something and discover a new friend.

-I love babies, and I probably talk about them way too much.

-Sometimes I feel like I am at the maturity level of a twelve year old boy, but I really just can't help the things I giggle at.

-I love saying things just to make people feel awkward or just to be awkward. I love to creep.

-I am pro at stalker pictures and I've only been caught once. Stay tuned for some juicy examples.